Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Toilets ...today...tomorrow


Toilets . would u believe that toilets were a big deal ,as far as human needs are concerned they are  …I don’t deny that  but we have been thru ages where we have  been comfortable behind  a convenient bush  as well .as some are even now  are in touch with the nature  in the most natural way  Let me not digress ……when your apartment is of a crore  then the toilets do gain a lot of significance …folks I am speaking from an interior designers  point of view .Now this pent house  has 6 six toilets …sorry seven….including the powder room . after much thought ,deliberation and umpteen meetings the owners came to an  amicable decision to have the toilets in marbles .No not the Rajasthani ones ,,,,they are for neo rich desis …the old money ed class go for the Italian marble ,with gold ,copper or silver inlays. And so there I was designing the toilets with a colleague of mine .we designed the flooring and the walls with  dark Prado ,Italian beige with copper palladio tiles . the cost was balanced by the owner and our TL  who with the patience of a saint redid the designs as and when the choice of the marbles changed….t the tiles selected had names like passion ,energy  ,elegance and electricity ……we laid them to match the personalities of the house hold. The old owners had’ passion’ where as their young sons got ‘electricity ‘and ‘strength’ .the daughters had ‘purity’ and ‘elegance’the powder room … the ultimate status symbol was done in white marble with gold inlay worked tiles  and also sported an MF Hussain (he would nt be turning in his grave as he would have got a couple of crores for it .Two toilets were designed for the  yet to be born grand children of thie yet to be married sons  ( shows how  futuristically thought ful people are ) the the accessories were  of a lakh each …..boy! may they never have diarrhea ……Each toilet sported a skylight ….. with a view of the blue sky above .well ……all said and done there was the landscaping to be done and finally that too was over  and the final result each  commode was placed  amidst bushy plants .and each toilet sported pebbled pathway to the commode  and turfy grass in bits and pieces all around . ….so ….they u are!  even today man is most comfortable behind a convenient bush  ……only this is  his  personal bush ….

the sky light saga


Who doesn’t love a skylight .well, almost all except me .The  concept is fine with me  but not the construction of it .This dude’s villa had not one  which is normal …but  four...rather abnormal isn’t it .My question is ….if he wanted a piece of sky all the time why doesn’t he live in a b….d tent  or a roadside pipe .why in  a two crore villa  open to the skies .
As per my TL the creative head of the team …we were constructing it to give  it a unique look (the sky light I mean …and for gods sakes…how unique can u make a skylight of a toilet look ? ….The question was rhetorical .The expression of my TL  s  face told it all ..Madam , he said in his ponderous way …there are many ways to do it …check the net and you’ll see. The sigh that followed his speech gave the impression of a person forced to explain the theory of relativity to a mentally retarded person. Ignorance being bliss …I dutifully ignored it , acting dumb  is a trick I ve adapted years back ….Pretty useful in times like these……Pulling a paper  he started sketching …… a design of the grill  for the b….d  sky lights .It was ornate and   intricate . He so liked to sketch these  intricate designs and then shove it on us to make it concrete …..u know what I mean ..Now my question for the day is …umpteen number of grill workers and umpteen number of designs  floating around .One look at the sky light …..they would  get the whole thing executed in a jiffy  ….plain simple uncomplicated common  sense ..folks …..well that would leave us interior designers jobless …(..hmmmmm… food for thought .)..The design was drawn ,measured, scaled ,caddied and printed  and now for fitting them into slots…The openings left for sky lights .Each trial made us trim the design ..a little here and a little there  till it lost some of its intricacy and resembled an upright roach . Viewing our handiwork  the question flew out of my mouth  before I cud stop it “Are these to be  seen  from a helicopter”.(I just could not visualize people walking in and looking up to admire the sky light design  unless there was  an arrow pointing upwards  in all the 3 toilets and the foyer inviting them to to do so ….hence the question .My TL sported  a pained expression of a person  tried beyond his endurance and was speechless for once……