Overheard .........

• In a car …

"The person whose car you are trying to overtake is not reacting …."

• At a house …

"Feel free to use our toilet …its dirty any way ."

"He wants a customized ear piece as he is selective in hearing ."

• in a class for 8 year old s

"We use our reproductory organs to breath ."

• In a driving school for cars …..

"We put out our left hand when we want to turn left."

"If I have an accident …i'll faint"
"Madam ,What if you caused it ?"
"All the same ,i'll faint."


"Madam ,I hope you are aware that each speed has a different gear"

• Man to his wife to be ……

"I am a regular at the bar ."(!!!!)

• At a mall ….

Young woman to young man (maybe her husband )
"How dare you knock my father down ……"

• At the hospital …..

"Don’t worry ,Its only a safety pin that he has swallowed and it was not open ."

• One four year old to the other …..

"Yesterday at the circus, the elephant stamped my toe …see i've put a handy plast on it"

• At a wedding …..

"Come again ….She s your aunt’s husband’s niece who is married to your brother’s wife’s ……".

• Seven year old to her mother ..

"Capital of Maharashtra ? I wrote Delhi but Sithara wrote Kapil Dev ."

"I ate all the chocolates because you didn’t tell me not to ."

• Man to five year old…..

"Son what is d. o.g"
"Dog"
"Ok so now you ask me something .....anything ."
"Okay …what is s.p.q"

• At the dentist …..

"Madam they are not cavities ,they are manholes. "

• Six year old first born ……

"Why didn’t you ask God for a better baby who’s not so naughty ?"

• A man to his car

"Now…what’s your problem today!!"

• Nineteen nothing to friend

"Oh I am so much in love with him"
Eeeek ..he’s a freak !!!
"That’s the best part"

• Son to mother

“Are you happy going over the pictures in the obituary page everyday ?Don’t you want to see yours on it someday ”